It’s sad that most of us complain that we want someone we can’t have, but when someone is actually out there waiting for you, you don’t even recognize them as an option.
My penis is so polite , it stands up so girls have...
Every sentence with suck, I always assume that the word dick comes after too.
As long as I know you're happy, even if it's not...
Someone with kissable lips, dimples, tan complexion, toned body, big smile and mesmerizing eyes.
alfreddosauce: alfreddosauce: What Makes You...
Anonymous asked: so I have your tumblr open on a tab on my computer, and can I just say you seem like the sweetest guy alive <3
How to get a Filipino girl to go head over heels...
angelicaa-x: You’re pretty - Mukha kang tae. (Moo - kha kang tah - eh) Can I have your number? - Kainin mo pwet ko. (Kah - ee - nin moh puh-wet koh) You’re beautiful - Ang kapal ng mukha mo. (Ang kah - pal nang moo - kha moh.) I love you - Putang ina mo, gago ka. <3 (Poo - tang eena moh , gah - goh kha. ) Goodluck. <3
Girl: take the condom off!
Boy: Okay, but if you get pregnant YOYO
Girl: What that?
Boy: you on yo own
I'm tired of people leaving my life,
this time I’ll be the one that leaves first.
Being blunt and brash doesn't automatically make...
Anonymous asked: oh just some old friend that you hardly talk to anymore. (:
Anonymous asked: hi boo, i miss you! :3
Anonymous asked: you should make a cover of "Somebody That I Used to Know" by gotye :)
Anonymous asked: Peeta and Katniss = toast.
If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”
I need some inspiration right now.
Beez In The Trap - Nicki Minaj Bitches...
In times of sexual abuse
Stop! Don’t touch me there This is my private square S-T-O-P Get that thing away from me
jayyfuckenlegit: aarongalacier: Cover of WHY YOU ASKING ALL THEM QUESTIONS omfg im dying
Anonymous asked: i wish we can go further from our friendship.
I might be prone to flirting a lot when I'm single...
Sex is the last thing on my mind in a...
hieudinh: To be honest, it is. I may joke about getting it in a lot, but it’s just for laughs for giggles. What I want way more is being able to spend genuine time and do the cute things I imagined in my mind with that person. Just get that rush of excitement when you see them smile is more than what I could ask for. Your love for someone should be about trust, respect, and happiness, not sex.
Anonymous asked: Who is the most attractive girl you've seen, whether in person or tv, and would you definitely date her if you could?