May 2012
22 posts
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It’s sad that most of us complain that we want someone we can’t have, but when someone is actually out there waiting for you, you don’t even recognize them as an option.
May 1st
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May 1st
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May 1st
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My penis is so polite , it stands up so girls have...
May 1st
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April 2012
51 posts
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Every sentence with suck, I always assume that the word dick comes after too.
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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As long as I know you're happy, even if it's not...
Apr 30th
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Someone with kissable lips, dimples, tan complexion, toned body, big smile and mesmerizing eyes.
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Listenalfreddosauce: alfreddosauce: What Makes You...
Apr 29th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
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Anonymous asked: so I have your tumblr open on a tab on my computer, and can I just say you seem like the sweetest guy alive <3
Apr 25th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 17th
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How to get a Filipino girl to go head over heels...
angelicaa-x: You’re pretty - Mukha kang tae. (Moo - kha  kang  tah - eh) Can I have your number? - Kainin mo pwet ko. (Kah - ee - nin  moh  puh-wet  koh) You’re beautiful - Ang kapal ng mukha mo. (Ang  kah - pal  nang  moo - kha  moh.) I love you - Putang ina mo, gago ka. <3 (Poo - tang  eena  moh , gah - goh  kha. )  Goodluck. <3
Apr 17th
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Girl: take the condom off!
Boy: Why?
Girl: YOLO
Boy: Okay, but if you get pregnant YOYO
Girl: What that?
Boy: you on yo own
lmao .
Apr 16th
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Apr 16th
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I'm tired of people leaving my life,
this time I’ll be the one that leaves first.
Apr 16th
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Being blunt and brash doesn't automatically make...
Apr 16th
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Anonymous asked: oh just some old friend that you hardly talk to anymore. (:
Apr 15th
Anonymous asked: hi boo, i miss you! :3
Apr 15th
Anonymous asked: you should make a cover of "Somebody That I Used to Know" by gotye :)
Apr 15th
Anonymous asked: Peeta and Katniss = toast.
Apr 15th
If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”
Apr 13th
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Apr 13th
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ListenI need some inspiration right now.
Apr 11th
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Apr 11th
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ListenBeez In The Trap - Nicki Minaj Bitches...
Apr 11th
In times of sexual abuse
Stop! Don’t touch me there This is my private square S-T-O-P Get that thing away from me
Apr 10th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 10th
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WatchWatch
jayyfuckenlegit: aarongalacier: Cover of WHY YOU ASKING ALL THEM QUESTIONS omfg im dying
Apr 9th
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Apr 9th
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Apr 9th
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Anonymous asked: i wish we can go further from our friendship.
Apr 9th
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I might be prone to flirting a lot when I'm single...
Apr 9th
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Sex is the last thing on my mind in a...
hieudinh: To be honest, it is. I may joke about getting it in a lot, but it’s just for laughs for giggles. What I want way more is being able to spend genuine time and do the cute things I imagined in my mind with that person. Just get that rush of excitement when you see them smile is more than what I could ask for. Your love for someone should be about trust, respect, and happiness, not sex.
Apr 9th
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Apr 9th
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Apr 8th
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Anonymous asked: Who is the most attractive girl you've seen, whether in person or tv, and would you definitely date her if you could?
Apr 7th
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Apr 7th
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